Thursday 22 December 2011

MUTHU OH MUTHU (Jokes)


Muthu Oh Muthu

 Muthu is an indian man born in Malaysia. Muthu has such a weird brain and he hardly understand some questions given. Sometimes, he can be clever too where he answered questions that are been asked VERY correctly.

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
*the fact : postbox really does contain more than 100 letters in it.

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
Like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED! 
*the fact : when he is being at another country, surely he is a foreigner to that country.

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Muthu 
Tourist : are there any great man born in this village or not .. And
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
*the fact : of course only babies were born. there is no one that born a man (older).

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and
Told WALK. WALK. Cockroach
Walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
The third leg and did the
Same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach
Didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it
Becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

*the fact : when he cut the cockroach's leg, how can the cockroach walk? it is not about deaf..

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
Adjusted mirror. Muthu
Shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
Started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the
Board " WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you are at 20th floor in a building, it caught fire
And how will you escape?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. 


What a poor Muthu.



The moral values are,
1 - we should understand carefully what the questions need.
2 - understand situation and context and adapt with it.
3 - don't be fool to some instruction.
4 - don't make wrong inferences towards something.
5 - feel the emotions carried by some situation or question.

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