Thursday 22 December 2011

MUTHU OH MUTHU (Jokes)


Muthu Oh Muthu

 Muthu is an indian man born in Malaysia. Muthu has such a weird brain and he hardly understand some questions given. Sometimes, he can be clever too where he answered questions that are been asked VERY correctly.

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
*the fact : postbox really does contain more than 100 letters in it.

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
Like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED! 
*the fact : when he is being at another country, surely he is a foreigner to that country.

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Muthu 
Tourist : are there any great man born in this village or not .. And
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
*the fact : of course only babies were born. there is no one that born a man (older).

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and
Told WALK. WALK. Cockroach
Walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
The third leg and did the
Same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach
Didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it
Becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

*the fact : when he cut the cockroach's leg, how can the cockroach walk? it is not about deaf..

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
Adjusted mirror. Muthu
Shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
Started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the
Board " WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you are at 20th floor in a building, it caught fire
And how will you escape?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. 


What a poor Muthu.



The moral values are,
1 - we should understand carefully what the questions need.
2 - understand situation and context and adapt with it.
3 - don't be fool to some instruction.
4 - don't make wrong inferences towards something.
5 - feel the emotions carried by some situation or question.

Wednesday 14 December 2011

TIME TO HAVE FUN!!

OK TIME TO TWIST YOUR TONGUE! 

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

is it fun? let try this one

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Monday 12 December 2011

exercise about Family

Hello, I am Mark and this is my family. My brother Lucas, my sister Emily, my mum Daisy and my dad Paul.
This is my...
brother
sister
mum
dad
This is my...
brother
sister
mum
dad

This is my...
  brother
  sister
  grandma
  grandad
  This is my...
brother
sister
grandma
grandad
And this is my friend, Thomas. He is very curious. Listen to him and choose a correct answer:
How many sisters have you got, Mark?
I have got one sister.
I have got two sisters.
How many brothers have you got, Mark?
I haven't got any brother.
I have got one brother.
What's the name of your brother?
Mark
Lucas
Thomas
Look at my grandma and my grandad. I love them very much. They always have something sweet for me :)
Gerda, my grandma, is 65 years old. She has got grey hair and blue eyes.
Kevin, my grandad, is 67 years old. He is bald and has got brown eyes.
Did you read carefully? Complete the sentences:
My grandad has got  eyes and is  - I mean he hasn't got hair :) His name is . He is  years old.
My grandma has got  eyes and  hair. Her name is . She is  years old.
Find the names of my family: